The Mosquito and Spider

"It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until being courted. More or less like a spider waiting for the fly. "[Bernard Shaw]
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It's true. I see men boasting of "get" a woman, so as not pay me a little amused.

She was forced to have sex with you or had sex for pleasure?

  - "For pleasure, I guess."

She took you with her car?

- "No, I was with mine."

She paid the fuel?

- "Of course not."

She paid lunch?

- "No. I was paid to. "

So she paid the motel?

  - "Neither."

You know that if she found you good in bed will comment with the best friend and the friend will speak to others?

- "Yeah, I know."

To summarize: The woman was related to sex, you chose that it was looking at the door of the house, paid for everything, if your sexual performance was not good be a laughingstock, you had to be creative in dialogue why is the man who has "obligation" to have a good chat. If she liked you, you now have the obligation to date her, but if she likes you, goodbye SUCKER!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHO TOOK ABOUT?